return my video game
420 ftw
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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