omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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