When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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