whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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