wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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