She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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