I looked at my own cervix.
She announced her abortion via fbk
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
