I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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