And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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