shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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