Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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