I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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