But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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