there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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