he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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