With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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