Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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