Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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