im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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