Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
