what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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