Buhtt sex?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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