windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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