We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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