I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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