You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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