Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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