he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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