Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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