Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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