he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
40s are totally the cure
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You were trust falling into bushes
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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