I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
