So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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