Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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