If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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