The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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