don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She told me I should be a condom model.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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