GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
NoShamevember. You game?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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