don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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