I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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