That's intense
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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