How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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