oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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