i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Pooping to opera.
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