party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I would ride that face into the sunset
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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