We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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