That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
this will be a night to untag.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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