Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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