is wine microwaveable?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Do plants get herpes?
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