Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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