well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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