How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i out mim tonsoeep
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