I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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