Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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