Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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