Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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