Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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