I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is Oprah even human
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Randomize
