youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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